The broom was never just for sweeping.
There is a lineage here that stretches back before memory. Before the broom was reduced to unpaid labor, before it became a symbol of domestic drudgery, it was something else entirely.
🧹It was a sacred artifact.
🧹 It was health care.
🧹It was home defense.
There is an Aztec goddess who carries a shield in one hand and a broom in the other. She is not alone. Across the world, in traditions and temples, in story and symbol, the broom appears in the hands of the divine feminine—not as a tool of servitude, but as an instrument of power.
Every witch has always known what the patriarchal world tried to make us forget: that our tools were never mundane. The broom is not merely for sweeping floors. It is for casting circles, directing energy, abolishing contracts, and traveling through the Dreamtime.
It is not just a broom.
It is your staff. Your wand. Your bludgeon.
This is not just another cutsie craft circle (although it will be cute and crafty!), but rather a gathering steeped in ritual and community.
For six hours, we will craft a sacred tool inside this ceremonial container. We will bang the drum to call in the directions. We will break bread together- a private chef will provide the sustenance, so that I am freed up to provide for you in other ways - and we will weave and bind as we cackle in the Light.
My intention is that you will leave feeling the power of:
✨ Connection
✨ Experience
✨ Enrichment
✨ The medicine of being with your group
✨ The thing inside you that's been stuck, finally bring freed
What if that tug in your heart is your soul calling you to your dharmic destiny?
I'm not saying that this craft circle will do all of that. ...but I'm also not saying it won't 😉
We gather from 10am to 4pm in a space held with intention and reverence.
A private chef will arrive to make us brunch. I will lead us through ceremony to put us in the mood—the opening rites that acknowledge the sacred nature of what we are making. Then we will sit around the table, weaving and binding our brooms, our hands busy with the ancient work of creation.
You will leave with your own broom—a sacred tool made by your hands, adorned with your magic, ready to serve as your staff, your wand, and your protection.
You will also receive a research booklet I have created, sharing a non-comprehensive history of the mythology surrounding witches riding broomsticks, the deities from around the world associated with brooms, and processes for the use of a broom beyond simply sweeping up.
I will provide all the necessary materials: the broomcorn, the stick, the binding supplies. The ceremony. The sustenance. The container.
But it will be up to you to provide the UNnecessary ones.
I recommend considering adornment for your new ride—to make it yours. Start collecting your trinkets: rocks, ribbons, shells, feathers—any shiny object that calls out to be part of your magic. Make sure you have a way to secure them to your broom, and we will bedazzle your new ride so that it is one-of-a-kind.
This is an integral piece of your sacred toolkit. It should be bejeweled accordingly.
When: September 20th, 10am–4pm
Where: The Pleasure Palace
Investment: $222
Capacity: Only 6 seats (5 remain)
This is an intimate rite, not a mass event. A coven, not a class. A ceremony, not a workshop.
The first seat has already been claimed. The others are sure to fly outta here fast.
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